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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Pooja
Today is the worst day of my life. When I say worst, I mean worst. For starters, I woke up with terrrrrible gatsric. Decided to actually eat the medicine. 3 big capsules. Choked on one, got stuck at my throat. Not that bad, was better after I drank some water. Minutes later, gastric got 10 times worse. I think the Doc gave me some slow poison cos the gastric medicine had run out. IT WAS KILLING ME. Anyway, skip the extra events, I even fainted. Was alone at home. ARGH! I was just walking to the kitchen & then everything blacked-out &I collapsed. Yea, then after that, decided to eat something. Felt like eating something sweet, happened to walk past Asha's room. Where, unfortunately, I saw a milo chocolate. Why Pooja, why?! Why did you have to spot it? Of all the edible things available, why the milo chocolate!??!?!?! WHY?!?!?! As expected, I tore the wrapper & took a bite. After a delayed reaction of, I think 20 secs? I realised ants were crawling all over my hands. I just stoned for a few more secs before RUNNING to the toilet & spitting everything out & vigorously washing & scrubbing my hands & mouth. Then, I dropped the chocolate in the toilet bowl & scrubbed my mouth some more. But, I could still feel ants in my mouth. There weren't any, but I could just feel them for nuts! So I forced myself to puke & now I feel a lot better. BE THANKFUL ASHA, I SAVED YOUR LIFE. I SAVED YOU FROM EATING A WHOLE FAMILY OF ANTS. I don't think I'll be able to eat anything for 12635428 years.


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